Good day, good day my friend Billy Bones!!!
Billy Bones!!!
Height: 3ft 11 or 119cm
Likes: Children, hobos, chicken, monobrows and vans coloured in a mysterious/suspicious shade of white
Dislikes: Eggplants, Yoda and Charles
Favorite Food: Double-sided scooby snacks
Least-Favorite Food: Charles
Lives: 13 Sodberry Terrace, Derpville, Russia
Hobbies: Begging/busking
Romantic Status: Derp
Billy starred in a Russian cartoon acting as himself and also in a romantic pirate music video, isn't he a charmer!!!
(see below)
Likes: Children, hobos, chicken, monobrows and vans coloured in a mysterious/suspicious shade of white
Dislikes: Eggplants, Yoda and Charles
Favorite Food: Double-sided scooby snacks
Least-Favorite Food: Charles
Lives: 13 Sodberry Terrace, Derpville, Russia
Hobbies: Begging/busking
Romantic Status: Derp
Billy starred in a Russian cartoon acting as himself and also in a romantic pirate music video, isn't he a charmer!!!
(see below)
Franzl lang
Height: 1ft or 30cm
Likes: YODELIN"!!!!
Dislikes: Srillex
Favorite Food: VEDER-SCHNITZEL!!!
Least-Favorite Food: Randy
Lives: Somewhere in ye olde Germany!
Hobbies: Competin in the completely normal bare-back hobo races!
Romantic Status: CHUG!CHUG!CHUG!CHUG!
He is the famous inventor of the yodelin' cat!!! And has disguised himself as the seemingly innocent Eugene
Likes: YODELIN"!!!!
Dislikes: Srillex
Favorite Food: VEDER-SCHNITZEL!!!
Least-Favorite Food: Randy
Lives: Somewhere in ye olde Germany!
Hobbies: Competin in the completely normal bare-back hobo races!
Romantic Status: CHUG!CHUG!CHUG!CHUG!
He is the famous inventor of the yodelin' cat!!! And has disguised himself as the seemingly innocent Eugene
(James) RAYMOND BADgeridore
Height: 8ft 11 or 271cm
Likes: Baby hippos, epileptic cows, Dr Phil, flushin' the toilet and fish named "Wanda"
Dislikes: Oprah & Charles
Favorite Food: Puffer-fish
Least-Favorite Food: Lemon-coated duck schnitzel
Lives: 167 Swirly-Whirl Terrace, Badersnitzal, Norway
Hobbies: Eating toe nails & dancing with the leprechauns of India
Romantic Status: Blue cheese
Raymond has famously starred in the youtube sensation as he waits for his mate!!!
Likes: Baby hippos, epileptic cows, Dr Phil, flushin' the toilet and fish named "Wanda"
Dislikes: Oprah & Charles
Favorite Food: Puffer-fish
Least-Favorite Food: Lemon-coated duck schnitzel
Lives: 167 Swirly-Whirl Terrace, Badersnitzal, Norway
Hobbies: Eating toe nails & dancing with the leprechauns of India
Romantic Status: Blue cheese
Raymond has famously starred in the youtube sensation as he waits for his mate!!!
Keith beukelaer
Height: 5ft 8 or 172cm
Likes: Impersonating Madonna, making weird noises
Dislikes: Simon Cowell & Egnar
Favorite Food: Badger puree
Least-Favorite Food: Spaghetti chocolate
Lives: Lunatic Asylum, Confidential
Hobbies: Belly dancing & competing in the global weasel eating contest
Romantic Status: N/A
Likes: Impersonating Madonna, making weird noises
Dislikes: Simon Cowell & Egnar
Favorite Food: Badger puree
Least-Favorite Food: Spaghetti chocolate
Lives: Lunatic Asylum, Confidential
Hobbies: Belly dancing & competing in the global weasel eating contest
Romantic Status: N/A
The ginger ninja/ the killer from manila
Height: 5ft 10 or 177cm
Likes: Destroying good "Queen" songs, eating tacos & sitting on hedgehogs
Dislikes: Hamsters & bunyips
Favorite Food: Elmer's glue (it's purple, but dries on clear!)
Least-Favorite Food: Wombats
Lives: Prison 3445, unknown
Hobbies: Scaring people by singing karaoke & watching toenails grow
Romantic Status: Sheep's brains
Likes: Destroying good "Queen" songs, eating tacos & sitting on hedgehogs
Dislikes: Hamsters & bunyips
Favorite Food: Elmer's glue (it's purple, but dries on clear!)
Least-Favorite Food: Wombats
Lives: Prison 3445, unknown
Hobbies: Scaring people by singing karaoke & watching toenails grow
Romantic Status: Sheep's brains
Gilbert
Height: 6ft 9 or 205cm
Likes: You, hamburgers, doughnuts, ham, Big Macs, raw beef, cows & sheep
Dislikes: Vegetables
Favorite Food: Super-duper grease fried, extra fatty walrus schnitzel
Least-Favorite Food: Cauliflower
Lives: Sahara Desert
Hobbies: Eating
Romantic Status: "I will eat you!"
Gilbert starred as the seemingly harmless TOMMY and Omar!
Likes: You, hamburgers, doughnuts, ham, Big Macs, raw beef, cows & sheep
Dislikes: Vegetables
Favorite Food: Super-duper grease fried, extra fatty walrus schnitzel
Least-Favorite Food: Cauliflower
Lives: Sahara Desert
Hobbies: Eating
Romantic Status: "I will eat you!"
Gilbert starred as the seemingly harmless TOMMY and Omar!
morgie poo
Height: 2ft 9 or 83cm
Likes: Grilled cheese and making strange facial expressions.
Dislikes: Charles
Favorite Food: Walrus schnitzel
Least-Favorite Food: Trees
Lives: Lunatic Asylum (2 days, for making a face strangely like a cow in front of an officer).
Hobbies: Eating
Romantic Status: "How y'all doing?
Likes: Grilled cheese and making strange facial expressions.
Dislikes: Charles
Favorite Food: Walrus schnitzel
Least-Favorite Food: Trees
Lives: Lunatic Asylum (2 days, for making a face strangely like a cow in front of an officer).
Hobbies: Eating
Romantic Status: "How y'all doing?
Banshee
Height: 5ft 7 or 152 cm
Likes: Monobrows, epeleptic chickens, Hank, Billie Jean, Gilbert, your eyebrows
Dislikes: Anybody who claims that they do not have a monobrow.
Favorite Food: Rotten caterpillar, off bacon, overdate chicken faces in a soup with a topping of fresh monobrow lice.
Least-Favorite Food: Mole-rat pie
Lives: In a hole underground with fellow weirdos.
Hobbies: Eating other peoples eyebrows and turning it into a large slimy, infected monobrow. Just like his own.
Romantic Status: "Dead walrus hanging by its tail on a monobrow rope"
Banshee stared in the romantic song that received the biggest number of burst eardrums and death from complete boredom along side Billy Bones.
Likes: Monobrows, epeleptic chickens, Hank, Billie Jean, Gilbert, your eyebrows
Dislikes: Anybody who claims that they do not have a monobrow.
Favorite Food: Rotten caterpillar, off bacon, overdate chicken faces in a soup with a topping of fresh monobrow lice.
Least-Favorite Food: Mole-rat pie
Lives: In a hole underground with fellow weirdos.
Hobbies: Eating other peoples eyebrows and turning it into a large slimy, infected monobrow. Just like his own.
Romantic Status: "Dead walrus hanging by its tail on a monobrow rope"
Banshee stared in the romantic song that received the biggest number of burst eardrums and death from complete boredom along side Billy Bones.
Billie Jean
Height: 5ft 7 152cm
Likes: Squirells, messy toilets that have plenty of facies to lick off.
Dislikes: People messing up his house in MINECRAFT!!! (derp)
Favorite Food: Squirell Dung
Leat Favourite Food: Banshee
Lives: In a hole in the ground with Banshee the newlywed couple
Hobbies: Making irritating high pitched noises.
Romantic Status: "Squirell dung"
Michael Jackson made a romantic comedy song that sent sparks flying with the HOBO JOE but the Banshee arrived to save the day.
Likes: Squirells, messy toilets that have plenty of facies to lick off.
Dislikes: People messing up his house in MINECRAFT!!! (derp)
Favorite Food: Squirell Dung
Leat Favourite Food: Banshee
Lives: In a hole in the ground with Banshee the newlywed couple
Hobbies: Making irritating high pitched noises.
Romantic Status: "Squirell dung"
Michael Jackson made a romantic comedy song that sent sparks flying with the HOBO JOE but the Banshee arrived to save the day.
Alfred Hitchcock
Height: 3ft 11 or 119cm
Likes: Making people die and being a cool cat (left).
Dislikes: Directors who do not include gory murder scenes.
Favorite Food: Cow gut egg roll spit with bloody knife.
Leat Favourite Food: Chicken legs
Lives: In your shower.
Hobbies: Running around like a frog with mntal diablilities with his knife.
Romantic Status: "Melted Knife" (pointless)
Alfie starred as a epeleptic bikie who is half dead and completely stupid. Watch his one hit wonder where he starred as a bikie from Eddie the Port-a-loo.
Likes: Making people die and being a cool cat (left).
Dislikes: Directors who do not include gory murder scenes.
Favorite Food: Cow gut egg roll spit with bloody knife.
Leat Favourite Food: Chicken legs
Lives: In your shower.
Hobbies: Running around like a frog with mntal diablilities with his knife.
Romantic Status: "Melted Knife" (pointless)
Alfie starred as a epeleptic bikie who is half dead and completely stupid. Watch his one hit wonder where he starred as a bikie from Eddie the Port-a-loo.
Hobo joe
Height: 3ft 11 or 119cm
Likes: Pointlesly laughing at randoms and sucking on mouldy cheese
Dislikes: Directors who do not include gory murder scenes.
Favorite Food: Chicken food mixed with scrap metal.
Leat Favourite Food: People.
Lives: Various.
Hobbies: Baring his ugly teeth and making a strange hissing sound.
Romantic Status: "Grounded animal bones"
Hobo Joe disguises as the mysterious Onkar Judge who has no talent for singing and sent many of the judges to the "Major Medical Treatment" instantaneously.
Likes: Pointlesly laughing at randoms and sucking on mouldy cheese
Dislikes: Directors who do not include gory murder scenes.
Favorite Food: Chicken food mixed with scrap metal.
Leat Favourite Food: People.
Lives: Various.
Hobbies: Baring his ugly teeth and making a strange hissing sound.
Romantic Status: "Grounded animal bones"
Hobo Joe disguises as the mysterious Onkar Judge who has no talent for singing and sent many of the judges to the "Major Medical Treatment" instantaneously.
Razzle dazzle hillbilly!
Height: 12ft 7 383cm
Likes: BUBBA CREAM!!!
Dislikes: Hoboes
Favorite Food: Rocks
Leat Favourite Food: Scooby snacks
Lives: Amish Paradise
Hobbies: Folk dancin' with Wilma the duck
Romantic Status: "Yeeeeeeee haw!"
Likes: BUBBA CREAM!!!
Dislikes: Hoboes
Favorite Food: Rocks
Leat Favourite Food: Scooby snacks
Lives: Amish Paradise
Hobbies: Folk dancin' with Wilma the duck
Romantic Status: "Yeeeeeeee haw!"
Mr hot dog
Height: 1ft or 30cm
Likes: Mustard
Dislikes: Pies
Favorite Food: Hot dogs
Leat Favourite Food: Russian frog pies
Lives: In a garbage can near you
Hobbies: Scaring children
Romantic Status: "An nothin' like mustard in the mornin"
Likes: Mustard
Dislikes: Pies
Favorite Food: Hot dogs
Leat Favourite Food: Russian frog pies
Lives: In a garbage can near you
Hobbies: Scaring children
Romantic Status: "An nothin' like mustard in the mornin"
Big boys
Height: 3ft or 90cm/ 12ft or 360cm
Likes: Doing bad impersonations of "Harry Potter" and living a hippie life.
Dislikes: Jimmy McMillain, Charles in a hippo outfit.
Favorite Food: Super-dooper, ultra greasy dog food ritual sandwich
Leat Favourite Food: Salad and green food.
Lives: In the toilet in the pharaoh's palace.
Hobbies: Scaring children with dumb magic tricks like sitting on the average chair, which is near impossible for these chunky fellas.
Romantic Status: "Expellurbarnacles"
Likes: Doing bad impersonations of "Harry Potter" and living a hippie life.
Dislikes: Jimmy McMillain, Charles in a hippo outfit.
Favorite Food: Super-dooper, ultra greasy dog food ritual sandwich
Leat Favourite Food: Salad and green food.
Lives: In the toilet in the pharaoh's palace.
Hobbies: Scaring children with dumb magic tricks like sitting on the average chair, which is near impossible for these chunky fellas.
Romantic Status: "Expellurbarnacles"
The 1 man zoo
Height: 5ft 9 or 170cm
Likes: Animals
Dislikes: Humans
Favorite Food: Flamingo
Leat Favourite Food: Brussel sprouts
Lives: In a zoo in Las Vegas
Hobbies: Watching animals eat
Romantic Status: Rhinoceros
This man has famously starred as and hobo in the Pride and the Prejudice
Likes: Animals
Dislikes: Humans
Favorite Food: Flamingo
Leat Favourite Food: Brussel sprouts
Lives: In a zoo in Las Vegas
Hobbies: Watching animals eat
Romantic Status: Rhinoceros
This man has famously starred as and hobo in the Pride and the Prejudice
iPod human
Height: N/A
Likes: iPods
Dislikes: Humans
Favorite Food: Data
Leat Favourite Food: Candy
Lives: Everywhere
Hobbies: N/A
Romantic Status: N/A
Likes: iPods
Dislikes: Humans
Favorite Food: Data
Leat Favourite Food: Candy
Lives: Everywhere
Hobbies: N/A
Romantic Status: N/A
Elite Dark Lord_Dragon Slayer_3.14159
Height: 5ft 7 or 152cm
Likes: Making lame game walkthroughs and staring at a screen.
Dislikes: Glitches in the system and syntax errors
Favorite Food: n00bs
Least Favourite Food: n00bs
Lives: In a computer.
Hobbies: Trying to beat his record of playing Minecraft for 234hr straight.
Romantic Status: "Square Eyes"
Likes: Making lame game walkthroughs and staring at a screen.
Dislikes: Glitches in the system and syntax errors
Favorite Food: n00bs
Least Favourite Food: n00bs
Lives: In a computer.
Hobbies: Trying to beat his record of playing Minecraft for 234hr straight.
Romantic Status: "Square Eyes"
Dead, Because I killed it
Height: 5ft 7 or 152cm
Likes: Eating, living and wearing all things black and Bobby.
Dislikes: Hippies who wear rainbow and Alfred Hitchcock.
Favorite Food: Charcoal
Least Favourite Food: Colourful Jellybeans
Lives: With a knife in his leg
Hobbies: Having emo wars and overeacting at...nothing.
Romantic Status: "Knife in the face"
Likes: Eating, living and wearing all things black and Bobby.
Dislikes: Hippies who wear rainbow and Alfred Hitchcock.
Favorite Food: Charcoal
Least Favourite Food: Colourful Jellybeans
Lives: With a knife in his leg
Hobbies: Having emo wars and overeacting at...nothing.
Romantic Status: "Knife in the face"
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Height: 6ft or 180cm
Likes: Kung Fu!
Dislikes: Something other than kung fu.
Favorite Food: Noodles
Least Favourite Food: Cherry cow-dung fall rolls.
Lives: 13 Kung Street, Fuso 769
Hobbies: KUNG FU!!!
Romantic Status: "Broken chopsticks"
Likes: Kung Fu!
Dislikes: Something other than kung fu.
Favorite Food: Noodles
Least Favourite Food: Cherry cow-dung fall rolls.
Lives: 13 Kung Street, Fuso 769
Hobbies: KUNG FU!!!
Romantic Status: "Broken chopsticks"
Chubbie bubbie
Height: 3ft or 90cm
Likes: Scaring people with her dances
Dislikes: Non-fatty health food
Favorite Food: Maccas
Least Favourite Food: Veggies
Lives: Lunatic asylum
Hobbies: Dancin'
Romantic Status: N/A
Likes: Scaring people with her dances
Dislikes: Non-fatty health food
Favorite Food: Maccas
Least Favourite Food: Veggies
Lives: Lunatic asylum
Hobbies: Dancin'
Romantic Status: N/A
Dodgy dennis
Height: 9ft or 270cm
Likes: Ferrets
Dislikes: High pitched noises
Favorite Food: Nacho cheese sausages
Least Favourite Food: Non-ferrous metal
Lives: In a tree near you
Hobbies: Tour guidin'
Romantic Status: Let my pe-ople go!!!!!
Likes: Ferrets
Dislikes: High pitched noises
Favorite Food: Nacho cheese sausages
Least Favourite Food: Non-ferrous metal
Lives: In a tree near you
Hobbies: Tour guidin'
Romantic Status: Let my pe-ople go!!!!!
Egnar/mum
Height: 2ft or 61cm
Likes: Moshimo
Dislikes: Violence
Favorite Food: Red pills
Least Favourite Food: Blue pills
Lives: Nowhere
Hobbies: Making peace
Romantic Status: MOSHIMO!!!!!
Likes: Moshimo
Dislikes: Violence
Favorite Food: Red pills
Least Favourite Food: Blue pills
Lives: Nowhere
Hobbies: Making peace
Romantic Status: MOSHIMO!!!!!
Mrs sweet brown
Height: 6ft or 183cm
Likes: Time
Dislikes: Bronchitis
Favorite Food: Cold pops!
Least Favourite Food: Bar-B-Q
Lives: Various
Hobbies: Havin' no time 4 d
Romantic Status: "We don hav time for dat"
Likes: Time
Dislikes: Bronchitis
Favorite Food: Cold pops!
Least Favourite Food: Bar-B-Q
Lives: Various
Hobbies: Havin' no time 4 d
Romantic Status: "We don hav time for dat"
Inspector Dodson
Height: 7ft or 210cm
Likes: Finding you.
Dislikes: Homeboys
Favorite Food: Red rags he puts on his head.
Least Favourite Food: Red rags he puts on his feet.
Lives: Climin in yo windows, snatchin yo people up.
Hobbies: Hidin' yo kids and yo wife.
Romantic Status: "You Are So Dumb, For Real"
Likes: Finding you.
Dislikes: Homeboys
Favorite Food: Red rags he puts on his head.
Least Favourite Food: Red rags he puts on his feet.
Lives: Climin in yo windows, snatchin yo people up.
Hobbies: Hidin' yo kids and yo wife.
Romantic Status: "You Are So Dumb, For Real"
Chicken Factory Guy
Height: 5ft or 150cm
Likes: Workin' in the chicken factory and making irritating high pitched noises.
Dislikes: Simon Cowell and Dodgy Dennis.
Favorite Food: Whole, live chicken (including plastic)
Least Favourite Food: Turkey sauce
Lives: In a chickens heart near you.
Hobbies: Badly immitating chickens and the Bee Gees
Romantic Status: "TRADGEDY!!"
Likes: Workin' in the chicken factory and making irritating high pitched noises.
Dislikes: Simon Cowell and Dodgy Dennis.
Favorite Food: Whole, live chicken (including plastic)
Least Favourite Food: Turkey sauce
Lives: In a chickens heart near you.
Hobbies: Badly immitating chickens and the Bee Gees
Romantic Status: "TRADGEDY!!"
Voldermort
Height: 6ft or 180m
Likes: Squeezing Draco to death, dancing very badly and ruining love scenes..
Dislikes: HARRY POTTER!!!
Favorite Food: Bubba Teeth Cream (refer to Razal Dazal Hilbilly)
Least Favourite Food: Snake
Lives: Hissing in a pot near you.
Hobbies: Trying to kill HARRY POTTER, to squeeze people to death.
Romantic Status: "Oh, Draco"
Likes: Squeezing Draco to death, dancing very badly and ruining love scenes..
Dislikes: HARRY POTTER!!!
Favorite Food: Bubba Teeth Cream (refer to Razal Dazal Hilbilly)
Least Favourite Food: Snake
Lives: Hissing in a pot near you.
Hobbies: Trying to kill HARRY POTTER, to squeeze people to death.
Romantic Status: "Oh, Draco"
THe Drunken jedi master
Height: 3ft or 90m
Likes: STAR WARZ!! & Love Boat
Dislikes: Normal people
Favorite Food: Highly alcoholic berries
Least Favourite Food: Na-nas!
Lives Wherever the flip Yoda is
Hobbies: Beatin' up the Sith
Romantic Status: "WHAT U R MY FATHER?!?"
Likes: STAR WARZ!! & Love Boat
Dislikes: Normal people
Favorite Food: Highly alcoholic berries
Least Favourite Food: Na-nas!
Lives Wherever the flip Yoda is
Hobbies: Beatin' up the Sith
Romantic Status: "WHAT U R MY FATHER?!?"
Big baby
Height: 3ft or 90m
Likes: Puree!!!!
Dislikes: Adults
Favorite Food: Puree thats not too strawberryish and not too bannanaish
Least Favourite Food: Diaper powder
Lives: In his high-chair!
Hobbies: Wearin his diapers, like a constant hug from mummy
Romantic Status: No NAP!
Likes: Puree!!!!
Dislikes: Adults
Favorite Food: Puree thats not too strawberryish and not too bannanaish
Least Favourite Food: Diaper powder
Lives: In his high-chair!
Hobbies: Wearin his diapers, like a constant hug from mummy
Romantic Status: No NAP!
clown shark
Height: 6ft or 180cm
Likes: Face paint
Dislikes: Hippies
Favorite Food: Hippies
Least Favourite Food: Acorns
Lives: In your swimming pool
Hobbies: Eating hippies
Romantic Status: CLOWN SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!!!
Likes: Face paint
Dislikes: Hippies
Favorite Food: Hippies
Least Favourite Food: Acorns
Lives: In your swimming pool
Hobbies: Eating hippies
Romantic Status: CLOWN SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!!!
taaj
Height: 1ft or 30cm
Likes:AVAAAAAAAAAAAAATAR
Dislikes: Ian
Favorite Food: English stuff like Pizza and Chinese
Least Favourite Food: Curry
Lives: In your nearest airport
Hobbies:WATCHIN CAGE FIGHTIN
Romantic Status: AVAAAAAAAAAAAAAATAR
Likes:AVAAAAAAAAAAAAATAR
Dislikes: Ian
Favorite Food: English stuff like Pizza and Chinese
Least Favourite Food: Curry
Lives: In your nearest airport
Hobbies:WATCHIN CAGE FIGHTIN
Romantic Status: AVAAAAAAAAAAAAAATAR
Michael Lewis
Height: 1ft or 30cm
Likes: Getting 35 euro for nothing and rotting peoples eardrums.
Dislikes: Two-faced people, THEY'RE UNREAL!! and girlfriends.
Favorite Food: Channel No.5
Least Favourite Food: Michael Jackson
Lives: In a plane near you.
Hobbies: Poorly immitating Brandan O' Bear.
Romantic Status: "UNREAL"
Likes: Getting 35 euro for nothing and rotting peoples eardrums.
Dislikes: Two-faced people, THEY'RE UNREAL!! and girlfriends.
Favorite Food: Channel No.5
Least Favourite Food: Michael Jackson
Lives: In a plane near you.
Hobbies: Poorly immitating Brandan O' Bear.
Romantic Status: "UNREAL"
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