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Scary
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DERP!
Makes you throw up
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What else do you think about your matches?
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Were you embarrassed when you pooed your diper?
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What would you rather be?
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A demented rabid squirrel
A teletubie from Norway
Tony Abbott's budgie-smugglers
Julia Gillard's dead dog
An angry hobo that likes to eat unfeathered ducks
A leprechaun with sleep apnoea
A blob fish that can't stop singing the Happy Days theme song
A walrus that is heavily addicted to eating children
How often do you poo/pee in your bed
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