Hey kids! Follow me!

Hi y'all its Morgan Freeman!

Can I eat you???

Hey guys
I decided to join this site when my parol officer said i should start making friends
Will you be mine?
Code name: RED
The Ginger Ninja/The Killer from Manila

Hey match! Do you enjoy belly-dancing while eating live weasels as much as i do?
From your true love,
Keith xoxoxo

R U a federal officer of the law?
Definitive, can u define that? 
If u can define that comment 2 me!

So I guess i'm your match!
Do you like cow dung throwing competitions?
From your love,
Billy Bones